I’ve been sitting here for the past hour debating with myself whether I should write a quick post about how much I love Portal 2—I have not finished it and only recently started playing again—but I felt that would be beating a dead horse. Then I said to myself, “No, it’s not. Beating the corpse of a horse isn’t fun. If anything it’s a chore and a very...
aleetlepinch: Miss someone? Paint a helium balloon like their face. Deflate it. Put it in your back pocket. They’re still gone and that was weird advice.
dresdencodak: Phoenix's power is just to not die
Rhulad: so she is the bait
Rhulad: or the decoy
Rhulad: Every. Damn. Time
dresdencodak: well actually she's usually just the computer nerd
thedrunkenrobot: you guys, stop killing me
thedrunkenrobot: it's not funny
NeuroConnoisseur: When rockets are fired at their jet in the movie they throw her body out the jet and she collides with them.
NeuroConnoisseur: There, I've improved the movie ten fold.
Frink: Wait, whose body flies out of the jet?
thedrunkenrobot: The X-men's battle plan for every mission:
NeuroConnoisseur: Then she hits the ground face first and says "*** you gusy" into the dirt.
thedrunkenrobot: 1. Throw Jean at enemy
thedrunkenrobot: 2. Jean dies
thedrunkenrobot: 3. ????
thedrunkenrobot: 4. Party
psychoticSomnambulist: I missed the explanation of Scott's weirdness in full, besides "door face"
Frink: 4. The people rejoice.
knofic: he acts like a laser pointer
NeuroConnoisseur: I can't breath right now.
thedrunkenrobot: 5. Jean comes back, complains
thedrunkenrobot: 6. continue partying
thedrunkenrobot: Scott will show his true strength when they face the cat army
knofic: "stand back guys! i've got this one!"
thedrunkenrobot: and while the kitties are distracted
NeuroConnoisseur: Meanwhile, Wolverine has a cat tail sticking out of his mouth.
thedrunkenrobot: they throw jean in, kill her, and all the cats get engulfed in fire
Glass Count till Drunk: Alex - 6 Dean - 3 (push over) David - 8 Andrew - 7 Richard - 5 Meagan - 4 Peter - 7 Sarah - 10+ Me - 9+ Sarah and I are the only one who’ve not gotten drunk yet. You’re going down, bitch.
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
denmark: four score plus half of the fifth score
world: ... the fuck denmark?
wales: ten and four twenty
world: what is wrong with you people?
ok here's a real post about Aardvark Zyzzyva
aleetlepinch: Officially being dropped on June 15! At 6:00pm Chicago time so do your best to figure out what time that’ll be in your town. I’m going to put it on bandcamp for free. It’s probably gonna be around 22-25 minutes long. ~gettin pumped~ EXCITEMENT!
Anonymous asked: OH MAH GOD CHARLES U R DRUNK GIT OFF TUMBLARH U DWEEB AND PLAY VEEDO GAYMES WIF US D8<
Anonymous asked: Are You Vondells Personal Account ? . x
Started my first glass of wine for the night. How many till I end up pissing myself? Find out tonight!
goretrait: can we all just take a second to appreciate the fact spiders can’t fly Boy, do I have bad news for you.
splinteryourspine: splinteryourspine: I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car
The modern man makes sure to keep his woman happy with plenty of pearls. Unfortunately pearls don’t come cheap. One hundred and fifty pounds of saltwater oysters in the trunk of my car makes sure my woman has a steady supply of pearls to satisfy her. The odd, raw shellfish also makes a welcome treat on those long drives between work and home.