December 2010
That awkward moment when you have 2387932789347109740912739127489188394789347 tabs open and you can't figure out which one the music is coming from
Or worse… It’s an ad that makes noise.
- Go to Google Images
- Search 241543903
Everyone has been freaking out about Darren Criss lately, which is understandable. But i think we all need some Joey Richter right about now(:
<3
OHMYFUCK, a couple of these just caused me to die. I blame you for my murder<3
*le flail*
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Nerdfighteria's Unofficial Language
HEAR YE! HEAR YE!
I declare that Esperanto is to be the unofficial language of Nerdfighteria.
“… an easy-to-learn and politically neutral language that would serve as a universal second language to foster peace and international understanding.” - Wikipedia
All those in favor reblog this post and make haste in learning our unofficial tongue.
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Eet by Regina Spektor →
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It’s like forgetting the words to your favorite song.
You can’t believe it; you were always singing along.
It was so easy and the words so sweet.
You can’t remember; you try to feel the beat.
Bee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-
Eet eet eet.
Ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-
Eet eet eet.
You spend half of your life trying to fall behind.
You’re using your headphones to drown out your mind.
It was so easy and the words so sweet.
You can’t remember; you try to move your feet.
Ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-
Eet eet eet.
Ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-
Eet eet eet.
*musical interlude*
Someone’s deciding whether or not to steal.
He opens a window just to feel the chill.
He hears that outside a small boy just started to cry
‘Cause it’s his turn, but his brother won’t let him try.
*musical interlude*
It’s like forgetting the words to your favorite song.
You can’t believe it; you were always singing along.
It was so easy and the words so sweet.
You can’t remember; you try to move your feet.
It was so easy and the words so sweet.
You can’t remember; you try to feel the beat…
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“Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with the feeling that they are all alone in the world, and that nobody loves them now and that nobody will ever love them, and that they will never have a decent night’s sleep again and will spend their lives wandering blearily around a loveless landscape, hoping desperately that their circumstances will improve, but suspecting, in their heart of hearts, that they will remain unloved forever. The best thing to do in these circumstances is to wake somebody else up, so that they can feel this way, too.”
—Lemony Snicket
“Last week I went to the bookstore to buy the 5th Harry Potter book, which I have never read. I was standing in the aisle flipping through it when my friend walked up. She saw what I was reading and said,”Oh ick, Harry sucks. You need to read Twilight.” Suddenly three hardback Harry books fell off the shelf behind her and smacked her in the head. She walked off, mad, and I look into the next row. There stood a little boy, hand pushed through the shelf to the Harry books. He looked at me and smiled and said “You’re welcome. GO GRYFFINDOR!” Thank you little mystery boy! MLIA”
—http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2rbSCz/mylifeisaverage.com/story/2540164
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A Mystery: Why Can't We Walk Straight? →
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Try this: Put a blindfold on someone, take them to a park or a beach or a meadow and ask them to walk for as long as they can in a straight line. Then watch what happens …
